Questions about THAT Real Madrid dressing room photo after El Clasico win

9 questions about THAT Real Madrid dressing room photo after El Clasico win

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Dressing room selfies are often a really bad idea.
Just ask Jamie Carragher for his views on Arsenal players taking congratulatory pictures after a game and you will see why many in the game frown upon it.

However, when you have (deep breath) revitalised your season, won the biggest game in domestic club football, ended your biggest rivals' 39-game unbeaten run, beaten probably the best team on the planet on their own patch… and done all that with 10 men?

Well, then it's more than acceptable. That's why the picture you can see above, from inside the Real Madrid dressing room after their 2-1 win against Barcelona, is an exception to the rule.
However, the post-Clasico image does have us concerned for a number of other reasons…

1. Why is Sergio Ramos topless but wearing the armband again, when he clearly removed it on the field after being sent off?

2. Does Marcelo realise what a vulnerable position he'd be in if he turned around?

For the love of God, Marcelo… DO NOT LOOK BEHIND YOU

3. Is Cristiano Ronaldo on tip-toes?

He does make a habit of trying to make himself bigger, after all…

4. Did Ronaldo make them wait while he stripped to his underwear?

"Just hold on a sec, guys."
"Cristiano, we've got to…"
"I SAID HOLD ON ON A SEC!"

5. Does Ronaldo keep a massive collection of old-fashioned Action Man toys in his home gym, to use as inspiration while he does his latest set of 10,000 sit-ups?

6. Is Sergio Ramos in the process of punching Luka Modric in the face?

7. Has Jese been taking lessons from David May?

The former Man United defender is the king of getting a prominent spot in a photo which celebrates something you weren't THAT involved in.

8. How skinny are Dani Carvajal's legs?

The right-back has clearly been skipping leg day in the gym. Unlike Xherdan Shaqiri…

9. What does it take for Toni Kroos to be REALLY happy?

Cheer up, Toni. You've just won the biggest game in domestic club football. It really is OK to let your hair down…